"Wii Golf"

Okay, I'm not going to lie...I honestly thought that my mad Wii golf skills would actually help my stinky real golf game. I did. I mean...you have to hold the Wii controller like a real golf club, you have to swing the Wii controller like a real golf club, and you have to control the strength of your swing with the Wii controller as well. So, I'm golfing -6 par on a 9 hole course on the Wii and I thought that it surely would help a little. BUT...it doesn't. And you want to know why? Because there's one thing you have to do on the REAL golf course that you don't have to do on the Wii and that's watch the stinkin' ball!!! I can golf with my eyes closed on the Wii if I wanted because all you have to do is hold down that "A" button and swing and away that ball goes. But on the real course...well...I don't have to explain it to you, right? Needless to say I played 18, and by the end of the first 9 holes I was +15. A far cry from -6, huh?
Color version coming soon...
-dug!